As a nursing student, I make plans at 4am via text messages to check out the Body World exhibit at the museum the day before. Planning doesn't really require much notice. Life is very different nowadays. I also get cool text messages like: "What was the substitute solution for the HCl in the digestion experiment? cg" at 2:30 in the morning. Come on. That's pretty badass nerdy right there.

... Until I clicked reply and realized I didn't remember either. Sigh. I really gotta step up my nerdiness.

I'm just not html savvy enough...

I have literally spent hours on those nerdy "how to" websites trying to figure out how to decrease the margins on the layout and add a third column with no luck. I can't believe I'm trying to figure out enough html so that I can use a template that requires me to use less in the long run. Is that a little backwards?

Sidenote: if I have to look at that stupid "you have the wrong tag ending" error message again, I'm going to break something...

I can't sleep...

So I thought I'd share my late thoughts. I'm generous like that.

I think it's kinda profound that a butterfly's wings are thinner than paper... yet it can fly. Maybe it's not really flying... but just too light to resist the wind. I must test this hypothesis.

I think that it is very wise to not eat yellow snow.

If my brothers brains were bananas, he wouldn't even be able to get a monkey interested in him.

God Hates Stupid. 'Nuff said.

I read somewhere that "some peoples minds are like concrete...thoroughly mixed up and permanently set." I've met that guy. I'm gonna buy him a jackhammer.

I also read something along the lines of "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." That made me giggle.

Pertinent to my current situation, I've taken the liberty of supplementing the Bible. "And on the 8th day, God created the internet... and on the 13th day from 2:04am to 2:07am, it worked."

Blog... stuff...

Okay, so now that Phil's gone I know nothing.

First, I can't remember how you reference links in the text of your post. Anyone?

And second, how do you post photos?

Cuz that would be helpful. Very helpful indeed.

Hey, Idiots...

...Ouch!
"no you ... you.... ." "what?" "I told ... nice..." "but I... and isn't it..." "no! ... you better ..." "OK, OK" [clears throat]
Dearest Readers,
          It has come to my attention that a number of you may have had some difficulty ascertaining the author of certain posts on our humble blog. In order to preclude the persistence of this regrettable misunderstanding I ask that you please direct your attention to the text immediately below this post on the left (the BIG FRICKIN' ARROW is of course a courtesy detail provided for those who may have difficulties with the concepts "below" and "left"). As you see, it is clearly stated that this post was created by me, phil. It is my hope that an increased awareness of this small detail will be of assistance in eliminating any confusion regarding the origin of future posts.
                                 Sincerely posted by phil
P.S. I still think you're frickin' idiots.

Dear Phil

I somehow managed to make the font in our blog larger than it was before. I have no idea how, but I don't like it. Can you show me how to make it small again, and how to avoid making it large again in the future? I would very much appreciate that.

Sincerely Yours,
Mags

Hey, Phil? When you get a chance...

Will you add "http://lacrimaeangelorum.blogspot.com/" to our ppl links... thing. It sucks to link to someone else to link to her. So right. That would be very much appreciated. Oh, and when you're through you could delete this post. If you want. I guess.

Also, when you have the time, I could use another html lesson. I have more questions. Including how to post my pic? And stuff. So yeah.

That is all.

I learned something today.

If you will note my post immediately prior to this one, you will see that I have mastered the art of putting links into my posts. Html ain't so badass after all.