instilling values in the youth of today
I've taken to teaching my 12 year old sister little life lessons in my free time in the form of rhymes. I think she can benefit greatly from these quaint maxims. For example:
"Whiny little girls aren't very nice; whiny little girls, I punish them thrice."
"Tattletales aren't very fun; tattletales: watch out for my gun."
"'Obey me now' is not a playful quip: obey me now or I'll bust out my whip."
I believe the value of Discipline and a firm hand cannot be overestimated in this day and age. Lemme know if you have any other suggestions...
"Whiny little girls aren't very nice; whiny little girls, I punish them thrice."
"Tattletales aren't very fun; tattletales: watch out for my gun."
"'Obey me now' is not a playful quip: obey me now or I'll bust out my whip."
I believe the value of Discipline and a firm hand cannot be overestimated in this day and age. Lemme know if you have any other suggestions...
Labels: aspirations, Do-Goodin', family shmamily., Funny-Funny, games, Little Children, Maybe I shouldn't. But I will.
posted by mags at 9:59 PM
1 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hahahahaha...i cant breathe. that is hilarious.you made coffee come out of my nose.
how about this:
little girls who whine and pout, will develop pig-like snouts.
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