Nothing gives you the heeby-jeeby's...

.. like being in a public restroom and just as you start your business to look up and read "I stubbed my vagina here" on the stall wall.

Nice. Real nice. Asshole.

In reaction to this experience, I've been reflecting on the seediness of public restrooms. They are a blight. As such, I propose that someone invent something small and convenient that goes under your pants and takes care of everything so that we no longer have to frequent such horribles places. Perhaps a device that instantly evaporates your pee while releasing a smell-good, feel-good substance would work well. You wouldn't even have to wipe that way. Anyways, I'm working on it. I'll let you know how it goes.