27.8.09

***BLEEP***

I totally just set my bangs I'm trying to grow out on fire lighting a cigarette on my gas stove burners.

Might be time to quit cigaretting.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Krista said...

Hahahahaha...awesome. Just, AWESOME.

Thu Aug 27, 11:35:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Or maybe time to stop banging.


Ah.. Wait! I mean..

Tue Sep 01, 05:57:00 PM  
Blogger Matt G said...

Maggie. I have been looking over your blogging and reviewing some older posts. I am concerned at the alarmingly frequent occurence of "domestically hazardous situations" I think you may want to consider some safety precautions, eg: padding floors and other hard surfaces, covering pots while cooking at all times, velcro gloves, and a flame retardant helmet/clothing. Alternatively you could just break all your glassware, spill everything on the floor, and burn the whole mess now to get it over with.

Sun Sep 06, 06:37:00 PM  

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