Act 4 Scene 4 of "Keepin' The Love Alive Long Distance"

Late, late in the wee hours of the night the heroine slaves away, pen in hand, rapidly scribbling frantic words on excessively girly stationery, trying her hardest to keep the oppressive glitter off her freshly cleaned and pressed scrubs. Did she say it right? Will he understand the full weight of her words? Will he care? You're damn right he will. If he recieves it. The blessed end to their long distance romance is looming on the horizon. She dots her i's and crosses her t's with confidence. As the sun rises she finally manages to finish inbetween long stints of adult diaper changing at work. The day has arrived, and soon the postman will also.

The question that's on everyone's minds now should be: Will the heroine's last and final military-letter reach her beloved before he checks out of the military? Or worse, will he not remember to check his mail prior to leaving and hence never recieve full long-distance-letter-lovin' closure? And should she bother to enclose fresh-baked cookies and the CD he wanted?

To Be Continued...