Warning: Do not call an Oompa-Loompa a "midget."

Remember this post of Phil's? Yeah, well apparently you should choose your midget or dwarf partner wisely, cuz they get all crazy-like once you add Tequila. See for yourself.

What I don't get is how he can dress himself up like an Oompa-Loompa and then get gets pissed off when someone calls him a midget? He was exploiting his shortness and then freaked out when people called it what it is! I would have thought Midget was a far more PC term than some of the alternatives that come to mind for me. Interesting. Then again, Tequila messes with your mind. I mean, Hello, "Signature Margaritas"? Those had the pacifists in my family throwing punches...