A new way to play 'chicken'

So we're down to two half-rolls of TP due to the alarming recent outbreak of excessive nose-blowing in addition to normal potty-time consumption.

I wonder who will cave first and actually go buy some (as opposed to the jam-a-roll-in-your-coat-pocket-on-the-way-out-of-mom's-house move, or something similar at work). I guess we still have paper towel left, too. But absorbant or not, my goodness, is it rough.

Stay strong, Maggie. Stay strong.