The Gift That Never Stops Giving: LittleBlueCrackedCup

There's this LittleBlueCrackedCup in my mother's cupboard that's massively cracked and shattered, but still remains intact. When I say intact, I do not mean it doesn't leak. I mean that it leaks, but it still retains its general shape.

I love drinking from it. Every fluid-induction ceremony becomes a race to the finish. What's that, LittleBlueCrackedCup? You think you can drink this faster than me? Aww, hell no. It's ON. Let's DO this thing.

Pour pour pour. SLAM.

Yeah. That's right. What's up now, LittleBlueCrackedCup?

This is by far my favorite way to hydrate myself.