The new ACU
(Army Combat Uniform)
In case you can't tell, I don't like it. I had to wear it today for the fourth time (for reasons that are slightly complicated and unimportant. For the most part I am sticking to the BDU until they force me to wear that shit.) So here's the weird thing(and the actual point of this post.) Of the four times I have worn it, today was the second that I have put on my underwear and undershirt backwards (and not noticed until later in the day.) To put that in perspective, I cannot think of a single time in my army career that I have put my underwear or t-shirt on backwards when wearing the BDU. I'm not sure what the significance is exactly but it's definitely odd. Perhaps I am subconsciously rebelling against this ass-backwards uniform.
(ok, so that's a pretty weak punchline, but I make up for it with my awesome microsoft paint skillz)
In case you can't tell, I don't like it. I had to wear it today for the fourth time (for reasons that are slightly complicated and unimportant. For the most part I am sticking to the BDU until they force me to wear that shit.) So here's the weird thing(and the actual point of this post.) Of the four times I have worn it, today was the second that I have put on my underwear and undershirt backwards (and not noticed until later in the day.) To put that in perspective, I cannot think of a single time in my army career that I have put my underwear or t-shirt on backwards when wearing the BDU. I'm not sure what the significance is exactly but it's definitely odd. Perhaps I am subconsciously rebelling against this ass-backwards uniform.
(ok, so that's a pretty weak punchline, but I make up for it with my awesome microsoft paint skillz)
Labels: Army stuff, Funny-Funny, rant, work
posted by phil at 8:10 PM
2 Comments:
Is this your way of coming out of the closet?
Subtle.
that was the most amusing thing i have read in a while. i'm not sure if that's a compliment, or just pointing to how many un-funny things i have read recently. and nice paint skills indeed.
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